How Do Dude-Hookers Make Money?

rob schneider is the deuce bigalow of the acting profession.

In honor of the gigolo series Hung, The Daily Beast’s reporter on the hooker beat, Tracy Quan, interviewed a handful of heterosexual male prostitutes to see whether… that’s even a job.  Apparently, back in the post-Sexual Revolution ’70s, there was plenty of demand for call guys (?) because everyone was just f*cking so much:

Among his clients were “upper-class housewives flexing their sexual muscles, out-of-town business ladies looking for a straightforward romp, hippie chicks, unhappily married women who talked about how the maid was being mean to them.”

With Craigslist, things today are both better and worse, but can a man still make a living only pleasuring women?  

The short answer is “no.”  It is, at best, a part-time job.  Either you are supplementing your gay-for-pay income with such scenarios as this one:

Ruth, now in her 40s, decided three years ago that “paying for a guy to come and take my virginity away” was the solution to her prolonged inexperience. She says it’s one of the best things she has ever done, but paying for it was a “one-off.”

Or you’re a tall half-black, half-Swedish guy who is hired by men to have sex with other female prostitutes, as the john watches and/or participates:

His sex partners are beautiful women in their 20s, and the men pay to watch.

“Everybody thinks what I do is so cool, but there’s a racist aspect,” he says. Damien’s father is Scandinavian and his mother is African. “Being a European black gets me in the door.” During the actual session, he tries to act “more like an American black” because his white customers want Damien to violate a rather quaint American taboo.

Interracial cuckolding is profitable: “My working partner is usually a white female escort who pretends to be the customer’s wife or daughter. He is forced to watch her being taken by a black man. Then he self-services.” On a few occasions, he was paid to have sex with a customer’s wife.

Haha.  People!  Why would you fantasize about your wife/daughter getting raped by any man, black or otherwise?  You get off on feeling powerless when your family is threated?  On the other hand, maybe you’re just getting your wife something nice for her birthday.  Who am I to judge?  Ah, I kid.  You sick f*ck.

Source: The Daily Beast.

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