Lil Wayne Goes Missing at Concert and the Cops Find Him…

DXM-dropping, metaphor-popping, alphabet-soup-freebasing rapper Lil Wayne is being sued to the tune of half a million dollars.  Red City Entertainment threw down – allegedly – $432,000 for Weezy to play a concert in the Bahamas.  $210,000 was paid to the rapper upfront.

On September 27, 2008, there were plenty of lights and cameras… but no action, because…

Was our hero A) halfway across the glass-glinting ocean riding a technicolor narwhal into the acid aura of Saturn’s dawn, B) fighting an alabaster Roman space knight statue with a tangerine sword and the hideous voice of stepped-on jingle bells, or C) all tuckered out from tripping his face off for 3 days straight, passed out in his hotel room?  

Probably a little of all of those, but mostly C.  Mostly C.

Wayne was passed out in his hotel room. When he didn’t show for the performance, cops went to his hotel and found him unconscious.

Oh, that guy.

Source: TMZ.