You’re Liable to Lose an Arm: World’s Strongest Vagina Discovered

Another Guinness Book of Records world record achieved today: world’s strongest vagina.  Yeah.  The woman is 42-year-old Tatiata Kozhevnikova of… Russia!  She’s been, uh, lifting for 15 years.  She had a bit of a close shave her first time:

“After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls,” she said. “I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!”

But there would be no turning back after that.  Just how strong is this woman’s womanliness?  

31 lbs strong.  Here’s how you do the exercise, for those of you in the do-it-yourself fitness crowd.

“You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook.”

“It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed,” she says.

But if you keep at it for 15 years, you’ll be able to slam the car door right shut on him!  Because in Soviet Russia… vagina eats YOU!!!

Source: MOSNews.