Guinness Book Awards Coveted “World’s Largest Augmented Breasts” Honor

If you follow your heart, you can be whatever you want in this life.  Maxi Mounds did just that, and her heart led her to a plastic surgeon that would give her the world’s largest augmented breasts.  And now the Guinness Book of Records is finally honoring her achievement.

Apparently she has petitioned for the record since 2003, but the category was only just created a few months ago.  How big are they?  Pictorial and videographic evidence after the jump.

156MMM – 26 – 36.  According to her bio,

For sportswear I shop in the men’s department, but for everything else I just buy the biggest size I can get. It’s especially hard to find bras that fit, so I make the things I can’t buy.

She goes down to the harbor at night, when all the sailors are drunk or helping women earn money.  In the morning, the sails on the ship are missing.  Also from her website’s Q&A:

Q: How much do your boobs weigh?

A: Right now they weigh about 20lbs apiece. Yes, my back does hurt from time to time.

Q: Where can my wife/girlfriend go to get her boobs as big as yours?

A: She can’t. The doctor that did my string implants isn’t doing them any more. I don’t know if that will change in the future, only time will tell.

He saw that the world was not ready for his gift, and he hung up his scalpel forever.

She also mentions that carrying around 40 lbs of protuberances on one’s chest is not without its perils.  Driving, eating, sleeping on your stomach, and close-up hugs have become difficult to impossible for Maxi, but on the plus side, she can do no-hands push-ups and ride safely in older-model automobiles with no airbags installed.

Maxi Mounds via The Frisky.