Oh Honey, You Did NOT Just Throw Your Drink at Anna Kournikova

June 30th, 2009

By: Ben

Page Six reports that OK Russian tennis player Anna Kournikova got in a big ol’ American-style girlfight in Vegas over the weekend.

An unidentified woman threw a drink at the tennis ace [ed: "ace"]. Kournikova and her pals were partying at Lavo after attending the Hardbat Classic table tennis tournament when a woman at the next table “threw a drink at Anna. She felt Anna was invading her space.”

And Kournikova, as you might expect, was all you did not just do that.

She pulled an unregistered handgun out of a holster concealed under her skirt, ordered the woman and her friends to lie facedown on the floor, shot each of them execution-style, and ordered her entourage to relieve the bodies of wallets, jewerly, and gold tooth fillings.

That would be something, wouldn’t it! What actually happened was kind of more along the lines of

Kournikova “sprung into action” and starting screaming at the woman and shoving her. “It was a big fight,” the spy said. The woman was kicked out only after leaving Kournikova with some vicious scratch marks on her neck.