The John Edwards Sex Tape Will Be the Best One Yet

Everyone is all like, oooh I want to see what it looks like when Leighton Meester has sex or when Carla Bruni has sex.  To them I say, whatever.  WHATEVER!

The only celebrity sex tape I want to see is John Edwards’s.  Sexy John Edwards pics, after the jump.  

Ha!  You clicked it!  Totally gay of you!

But really, John Edwards has been considered a completely acceptable sex partner by at least two women.  How acceptable?  (Completely.  Just said it.)  We may soon be able to judge for ourselves.  Edwards and mistress Rielle Hunter might have taped an episode of the ol’ Late Night With John Edwards and Then Running It Back The Next Morning, if his former staffer and official affair concealer Andrew Young is to be believed.

Young says that his belief in Edwards ran so deep that he agreed to take the fall for the candidate, inviting the pregnant Hunter to live with him, his wife, Cheri, and their three children. Later, after Hunter delivered the baby, Young and his family moved to a different home in California.

While he was unpacking, Young discovered a videocassette, according to the book pitch. Hunter had been hired by the Edwards campaign to videotape the candidate’s movements, but this one is said to have shown him taking positions that weren’t on his official platform.

What the Daily News means is positions for f*cking.  High-five, Daily News!  Also this: Elizabeth Edwards hates Andrew Young for being a craven little salad-tosser to John Edwards and covering up his affair for him.  Now that Young is trying to cash in with a sensational book and loading the rumor mill with grain, she’s probably right.  In revenge, according to Young,

Elizabeth arranged for the media to learn about a youthful misdeameanor in which Young was arrested for stealing a sign from a biker bar.

Elizabeth also suspects Young stole the baseball card collection of her late son, Wade, according to a source who says that she told Young in an e-mail that other former staff members “have passed lie detector tests.”

Andrew Young would steal the sole source of joy from a dying child!  What a perfect allegation to use to slander a rival – one imagines Young discreetly slipping Wade’s card album off the hospital bedside table and into his totebag as the kid raises an arm in mute protest before slumping over on his pillow, EKG flatlined.

Anyway, John Edwards is looking pretty bad these days, especially in light of how Mark Sanford bagged a caliente beach lover in Argentina while Edwards was putting it on the line for a chick who looks like she sells jewelry at the mall.

Source: NYDN.