Britney Plays “Mom” for a Few Hours
October 18th, 2007
By: Melysa
Britney lost visitation rights with her children because she provided bunk contact information to those who conduct random drug tests on her. Methhead then pointed her Cheetos-stained finger at Malibu’s poor cell phone reception and the court’s refusal to call her land line.
“Blaming the cell phone is ridiculous. The judge called her in last Thursday specifically to spell out what she needed to do to see her kids, and she didn’t follow the rules outlined. The judge could not have been more clear. I can only imagine that there are numerous ways to reach britney – including a land line.”
Someone should wash her mouth with soap sperm and donkey punch her for being such a terrible liar. Seriously. An illiterate teen with Down Syndrome could come up with a better excuse.
In any case, Britney decided to “play mom” yesterday and go shopping for some clothes for SP and JJ.
Having become suspicious at the dense blonde’s motives when she went into the dressing room to “try on the clothes”, the paps caught her with her mouth wrapped around her dealers balls. What? She was on her period and was craving something salty! I kid, I kid.
More photos after the jump!
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unfortunately it was reported today that she lost visitation rights to her kids!
That was great news for her kids. This bitch is on something.
Too bad she lost her mother rights…those kids really need a mom, not a junkie paps
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2273203
She brought all of this on herself. I don’t feel sorry for her anymore. If she had complied with all of the rules and thought about her kids enough to get herself together, then she wouldn’t be going through any of this. She thought she was above the law. I honestly think she wanted to lose her kids. When her custody was first taken away, Instead of wanting to spend her last couple of days with her kids, she dropped them off with Kfed two days early so she could get photographed going tanning and shopping. She seems to care more about herself than anyone else. I also believe that she has some mental and substance issues. She needs help.