World’s Smallest Man Makes You Look Like a Big Fat Whale

In four months, the Guinness Book of World Records will have a new inductee, Khagendra Thapa Magar of Nepal.  He has challenged any man out there to be as small as he, yet none have prevailed against him in sheer smallness.  He is the smallest man alive.

Except, he’s not a man yet, since he’s still 17.  He Ping Ping, another small man with a small man’s name, is, at 2′ 5″, the current title-holder.  He Ping Ping, Khagendra Thapa Magar is going to take you on in the ring, and you are about to enter a world of not being the smallest man in the world right now.

The life and times of being 2 feet tall, after the jump.  

Suffering from learning difficulties, he has recently enrolled in his local nursery school to learn to read and write.

‘I go to school for five days a week and I stay there,” says Khagendra.

‘I like to watch my favourite karate shows on television when I am at home and I hope to become the most famous dancer in the world soon.’

Khagendra also says his dream is to visit America and show off his dance moves.  His favorite song is “Get Low.”  I’m just kidding, of course.

It’s “Smack My B*tch Up.”

Fact: Lil Kim is 4′ 11″.  Also a fact: The small man ever was India’s Gul Mohammed, who rode at 1′ 10″.

Source: The Daily Mail.