Hilary Duff Needs to Start Doing Some Blow

July 4th, 2007

By: Melysa

What is Hilary Duff wearing? Why can’t I see her tits? Ugh. This girl needs to get with the program already and start going through her “I’m not a girl, not yet a woman” stage that teen-stars like Britney, Lindsay, and Christina went through. How are we supposed to call you a white-trash ho if you’re always clean and well-dressed? Boo.

Ugh, not only was she not naked, but she was with reality TV celeb and Ben Affleck-looking douchebag Brody Jenner, who wore a stupid Paul Bunyan cut-off plaid shirt. Yikes! And could that be Hilary’s lipstick on the Frankie Delgado’s forehead? Makes you wonder if his other head has any lipstick marks too. Food for thought.