John Mayer Calls Out Perez Hilton
June 23rd, 2009
By: Sabrina Cognata
If things weren’t hard enough for the flamboyantly snarky blogger, Perez Hilton got hit pretty hard by another musician, John Mayer. Before you start thinking Perez has two black eyes, John kept his jabs in the virtual world, scolding Perez on Twitter.
To see the exclusive photo of Perez Hilton being punched, the heated exchange and what John Mayer ultimately calls Perez keep reading after the jump>>>
John Mayer @perezhilton’s video statement is so long that by the end of it his cut healed.
Perez Hilton @johncmayer That’s real funny! Ha ha! And I’m sure you also think I “deserved” to get hit!
John Mayer @PerezHilton Not true. In fact I’d like to train you in Krav Maga. Then you’ll have the situational awareness not to get in someone’s face.
John Mayer @perezhilton I also want to train you in an old martial art called “Never Call A Black Dude a Faggot Jitsu.”
Perez Hilton @johncmayer Dude, I get it. I GET IT. But it’s not fucking funny to me. Karma would be me losing my site and going bankrupt or what have u.
Perez Hilton @johncmayer Karma is NOT getting punched in the face!
John Mayer @PerezHilton agreed. So let’s meet up this week and I’ll give you your first krav maga instruction. We’ll break the event down and learn…
John Mayer @PerezHilton 1. de-escalation tactics. 2.Creating distance. Instuctives (“get back!” placing the hand out) 3. Combined block and attack….
John Mayer @PerezHilton by understanding the genetics of a violent incident you can learn to avoid them. And if you can’t, you will learn to end them.
Perez Hilton @johncmayer I can never tell if ur being sincere or not. It doesnt matter. Have Harley email me contact info for this so I can do on my own.
John Mayer @PerezHilton this will be the last public mention of it. You know how to find me. Words have cause and effect, even if the effect is wrong.
Perez Hilton @johncmayer I cant DM u and Im not trying to play this out publicly. B well. I dont wish u harm. I talk shit but I sincerely wish no 1 harm.
John Mayer @perezhilton from the heart, what you experienced these last 24 hrs is a profound lack of control. You can’t blog the world, my friend.
Perez Hilton @johncmayer I totally did experience a lack of control – on the part of Will.I.Am and his road manager! I agree with you 100%!
John Mayer @perezhilton people don’t want to see you hurt, they want to see you experience something equalizing.
Perez Hilton @johncmayer And people DO want to see me hurt. That’s what I’ve been reading over and over again. But it’s cool. I’ll be back 2 normal tomm.
John Mayer @PerezHilton Yah, you’re not getting it… OOH! OK. It’s like the Matrix. You live in the Perez Matrix. You wrote the program, you can fly.
Perez Hilton @johncmayer Once again, we agree! I live in my own world. And in my world, I would never punch someone. And in my world, that’s illegal!
John Mayer @PerezHilton then you leave the Matrix, and oh, what the hell, you’re not gonna get it. You’re a sweet guy though.
Perez Hilton @johncmayer Also, in my world, if someone repeatedly talks shit about me, I ignore them or TALK as much shit back. But that’s just me.
John Mayer @PerezHilton you might have a gash on your face for a few more days, but the real healing? It’s happening right now.
Perez Hilton @johncmayer All I really care about in this world is doing right by my family and my dog, and sharing and listening to music.
John Mayer @perezhilton now you sit down behind that Tandy computer and you hash out a Doogie diary. Be sure to pause, think, and keep typing.
John Mayer @perezhilton because today, the fourth wall came crashing down. Mario, you are human. I call upon Twitter to be kind to you. #perezisokbyme
Perez Hilton @johncmayer I’m not human! I’m a monster! Good night, John Mayer.
And it all ended with John Mayer sending this final tweet:
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It is official. John Mayer is the coolest MO-FO around for finally telling that fat slob just how it is. And he just got another follower.
You know what pisses me off about guys like John Mayer? Their hair, or what is known as bed head. It’s as if to say, I didn’t try and comb my hair, but yet I did, just so I could look like I’m an 8 year old trying to play rockstar. It’s that “I’m so unaware of how cute I’m trying to be” look. It’s the same as those idiots back in highschool who wore their baseball side. You wear your damn hat either forward or backwards but never to the side!!! Maybe it’s just me but I hate when guy try to act or look “cute”. That’s a job for yo bitches! XD
baseball cap sideways… oops typo^
So the bitch got slapped when he stepped out into the real world and tried being a smart ass diva queen.
Mayer is a Jackass. Leave Perez alone !!!
Dan.Young@dorsetconnects.com
Dan must be a taint-hound ball licker.
ha ha, lick it Dan !!!
Mayer is out of line, here.
John Mayer is as big a douchebag as Perez Hilton.
F*ck ‘em both.
Not so, Perez Rulz !!!!
This is what Dan Young does with his spare time.
(he is the guy under the chair).
http://www.funnelchair.com
GENTLE READER, DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK. THERE IS MORE TO IT THAN JUST A FUNNEL AND A CHAIR.
perez is the queen of douches.i’m glad somebody knocked some sense into that bitchboy(literally). now i hope he loses his site,goes bankrupt,and drops off the face off the earth.then in the next two years,people will be like “perez who??”.
Not a fan of JM, but Dan Young, you ignorant slut, you know who else needs to leave PH alone? OTHER PEOPLE’S FISTS!
JM spoke truth to Perez w/: “I also want to train you in an old martial art called “Never Call A Black Dude a Faggot Jitsu.””
That line did have me chucklin, though to be honest it’d be funnier if he had actually gotten hit by a black dude. Speakin of which:
“it’s not fucking funny to me”
Ah the hey with it, I’ll point it out anyway: dude if this had happened to any other um, celebrity(?) so long as they he was sure they weren’t in critical condition (which judging by his twitter entries & 12-minutes long vids, he hardly was), he’d be yuckin it up. Semi-deliberately bad puns (I personally don’t know how much more of this “Boom Bom Pow”/Black Eyed P ish I can take) maybe feature a cute lil picture w/ a white black eye n some white tears via Microsoft Paint. Ya’know, the usual. Granted he’d show a bit of restraint for that one moment, but Perez restrained kinda equates to late night IFC. Basically, insenstive irreverence has kinda his been steez, and now he’s gettin a taste of it, and surprise suprise he doesn’t care for it.
I’d rather not whip out the ol “he had it coming” ish, but I do hope that he learns something valuable from this situatuion and that some good can come out it. No, probably not.
PS: I hope GaGa’s ok.
“Also, in my world, if someone repeatedly talks shit about me, I ignore them or TALK as much shit back. But that’s just me.”
That is hilarious to me. Most people anymore only talk, yes. But you need to be careful if you’re going to always talk shit about people. Eventually someone with some real balls will physically put you in your place, whether it’s legal or not. And I think that is just fine. If you’re not tougher than those you’re talking shit about, you better be able to run fast
Can’t someone get Mayer a new celebrity girlfriend so he doesn’t have to stoop to Perez Hilton dialogues for his media coverage.
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