Pizza Hut Peaces Out
June 20th, 2009
By: Sabrina Cognata
Like lots of businesses in America, Pizza Hut is having trouble. In order to deal with this the company is putting itself to rest. Now before you start thinking they folded, get this, they’re killing the old Pizza Hut we knew for greener pastures in the form of a new name and image that will be more marketable to hipsters and idiots.
Want to know what that is, keep reading after the jump>>>
Pizza Hut will now be known as The Hut. The new name will come with new branding and a new menu, which executives hope will make the pizza chain more marketable to health concious people. The new menu will have multi grain pizza crust, chicken wings and lasagna. The name “The Hut” is changing because it is easier to text because when you are stoned at 5am and you need something to eat you want to text your friend in the other room as swifly as possible, “You can haz want THE HUT?” Right?
People are already getting their pizza in the newly labeled boxes so get ready to have this new logo shoved down your throat. On a personal note, do you think this new men and marketing ploy will save the company? Or are you going to stick with whichever pizza parlor you already use and allow Pizza Hut to die a slow, painful death with everything else these days?
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Red Baron pizza at the grocery store does it for me. Tastes better then delivery and better than Digiorno. Yeah, I said it!
I never said this but Kraft Delissio is quite good without a massive sodium blast.
Pizza Hut was very greasy.
Pizza Hut and Domino’s both shouldn’t even be called pizza! That chits disgusting. And frozen pizza is another lazy substitute imo. For me, I gotta go with Round Table’s chicken garlic pizza… Hells yeahhh… with pizza sauce, no ranch!
Now, about Pizza Hut’s new name “The Hut”, sounds to me like they’re dumbing down their language the same way McDonald’s did. As in “Oh, no you din-int!… Oh, yes I did”
they been changed the name here in memphis about a year ago that shit is too greasy
Trader Joes Frozen (Quattro formaggio yummy!) pizza is better than any crap I can get in my town.
“The Hut” reminds me too much of “Pizza the Hut” from Spaceballs and I just can’t stop laughing, he he! In fact they should call themselves that in the next recession!