Can You Tell Hugh Hefner’s Girlfriends Apart? Because He Can’t.
June 17th, 2009
By: Ben
It’s easy to lose sight of the fact that Hugh Hefner, though a man with many attractive girl partners, is still a doddering, befuddled old man no less than Grandpa Herschel who insists on playing poker with the Uno cards.
So it can’t really be a surprise that he recently admitted to not being able to tell the difference between his two newest accessories, twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon, who, at 19, are 64 years his junior.
“I have one little trick, one has a little mark,” Hef said, motioning to his neck. “Other than that, I don’t know.”
Why not have a try yourself, with some pictures after the jump!
I am suspicious that Hef could be able tell any of his girlfriends apart. Because I can’t. And I’m the better part of a century younger than that man, though I do suffer from early-onset having no idea what’s going on ever. Still, I think he only has one girlfriend and a team of Pixar engineers who use her as a model to bring us Girls Next Door, the most convincing CGI fantasia of our time.
Hefner also enthused about the new Hugh Hefner movie coming out, which he will certainly make sure he lives long enough to see, that smug assh*le. And he wants Downey for it!
“Robert Downey Jr. and I have talked about it, it’s a very real possibility,” Hef added. “Downey’s a marvelous actor, I would be honored.”
Hugh also gave kind of a look into Playboy Mansion life no wanted really wanted to know:
“Kendra is going to be a good mommy, she’s growing up and Hank is going to be a very good influence on her. They are an ideal couple,” Hef said. “I’m sure the baby will end up at the Mansion. We do have (lots of little bunnies). We have a lot of friends and second generation Playmates, so there are a lot of kids around the Mansion these days.”
Sure, the Playboy Mansion is really nice, but would you bring your kids to a really nice strip club?
Source: Pop Tarts.
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it doesn’t matter if he can’t tell the difference… a nut is a nut. as long as they are both there when the nut comes. lol.
I usually don’t use the word idiot to describe women but srsly, look at them! Average at best using modeling as a continued excuse to be nothing more that high priced prostitutes. Not that I’m trying to take some moral high ground here but I guess I wouldn’t be so bitchy if I thought their looks matched their new playboy bunny status, but I don’t so F it! Guess you’d have to be a partly blind 70 yr odb (old dirty bastard) to think those fat chicks (sarcasm) look good. What part of Oklahoma, I mean trailer park, did these two come from again?
how can you tell, they both have the same average face and beer gut.
Ummm…. these are sisters who routinely participate in incest for monetary rewards.
They’re meteocre at best. At least the Girls Next Door had some redeeming qualities.
As long as the shareholders pay for it -why not-give credit where credit is due: Hef built a company so he and his girlfriends can live for free off the stockholders. Wouldn’t you do the same, if the stockholders don’t care then why should you?