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They Will Never Think To Look for the Cocaine in These Dead Shark Carcasses
Cocaine is just turning up everywhere! In your drinks, in your soup, in your baby laxative, everywhere! Today, the police people who stop drugs from happening found cocaine in another unlikely place:
The Mexican navy [ed: LOL!] said it had seized more than a tonne of cocaine stuffed inside frozen shark carcasses.
Masked naval officers cut open more than 20 carcasses filled with slabs of cocaine after checking a cargo ship in a container port in the state of Yucatan. X-ray machines and sniffer drugs led them to the stash.
However it was not the fault of smugglers…
Said a drug enforcer guy:
“Those in charge of the shipment said it was a conserving agent but after checks we confirmed it was cocaine.”
A conserving agent? Good job on that excuse. Obviously the explanation needed here is I don’t see what you find unusual about this, officer. It is a well-known science fact that sharks are the only other animals besides humans that use cocaine for pleasure purposes. We know this because
1) Sharks swim constantly and are never still.
2) Sharks keep going back and forth between being paranoid and wanting to fight you.
3) Sharks are listening to “Break Stuff” on repeat.
That is why these sharks had such cocaine in them.
Source: The Guardian.
Sharks have been known to swallow bails left floating, but they have also been known to die from it before you have a chance to catch them.
Good try though, on the part of the Mexican dudes.
Those coke snorting sharks….just say no
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