"No, What I Told Him Was That I Wanted NOT 56 Star Tattoos on My Face."

Living in New York City and not having any tattoos, as I do, is the equivalent of living most other place and having a ton of tattoos.  A little bold, fairly unusual, and all kinds of rebellious.  A Statement, capital S.  But hey it’s the life I choose to lead and people should be tolerant of that.

Therefore by not having 56 star tattoos on my face I completely understand what it feels like for this girl in Belgium who has 56 star tattoos on her face.  She, however, wants to sue someone about it…  

She claimed the Romanian tattooist who performed the artwork misunderstood her French and English.

She claims she fell asleep while he was doing his work… and awoke to ‘this nightmare’.

By which she means her face having 56 star tattoos all over it.  The key detail here is that she was getting a needle full of ink thrust into the skin of her face and she fell asleep.  What this means is that someone was taking fashion advice from Mr. Vodka Bomb(s).  (N.B.: a vodka bomb is when you drop a shot of vodka into a glass filled with vodka and drink the whole concoction as quickly as possible.  When you finish, why not get tattoos all over your face?)

As for the tatto guy, he’s calling bullshit, but offering to pay half the price of the tattoo removal.

He said she knew ‘exactly what she wanted’.

‘The trouble all started when she went home and her father and boyfriend threw a fit.

‘They are saying things now like I doped her or hypnotised her. What rubbish!

‘She asked for 56 stars and that’s what she got.’

For the record, this is what he looks like:

Source: The Daily Mail.  Hayden Panettiere sympathizes.