Prince Harry Rolls With Some Pretty Questionable Chicks

Prince Harry has been the talk of the town these days!  Britain’s fourth-ranking figurehead made a special trip to America last week and he had a sporting time in the cricket rink!  Then he had a fling with a woman who once had sex with Jack Osbourne.  In a Jacuzzi!  Then yesterday he dumped her!  Because, gross!

The 29-year-old presenter of the UK’s Gladiator, Caroline Flack, has a string of famous ex-boyfriends – including ‘sex addict’ Russell Brand – and that she had her eye on Prince Harry for four years.

A pal said: “She always goes for big names, and it looks like she’s hit the jackpot with Prince Harry.”

Why not look at some pictures of her, after the jump?  If you are even a little bit famous, you’ve got a reasonable chance here I feel.

According to those salacious London tabloids, Caroline has a healthy “love of all-night drinks benders, steamy girl-on-girl clinches and sexy party poses for the camera.”  If loving sexy party poses is wrong, I never want to be right again!

One of Flack’s friends told the newspaper of her interest in the young royal: “It’s taken her a while but she finally wangled her way in!”

It does beg the question, though – who’s really wangled whose way where in this situation?  There’s more.  She hangs out with drug people like Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty!

“She likes to feel that every man in the room is drawn to her and that she can have whoever she wants. And she normally can.

“She loves to show off how flexible she is and can lift her leg up past her ear in a vertical splits position. Men go mad for it.”

She was in a sex scene which plays out like this:

A drunk Caroline Flack removing her dress and showing her sexy butt and right tit then realizing she’s in the wrong room but starting to have sex with the guy in the room anyway.

It was hoped in Britain that someday she would be queen to all of them and she would rule firmly but gently, a symbol of the majesty and grace of a proud millennia-old monarchical lineage.  Sadly, no.  There was only to be one queen in Harry’s heart, old gal Chelsy Davy, who is a student and not a professional tramp.

“I lost the best thing that ever happened to me and I’m paying for it.”

And he told Gladiators host Caroline, 29, she will never replace Chelsy, his first true love, according to Palace sources.