Megan Fox Is Single So I’m Sure She’ll Sleep With You

It’s no secret that the print industry has fallen on hard times because everyone just reads internet blogs for news and F-Listed in the new New Yorker.  So I’m going to help out all the struggling print people in this post by giving a little tutorial on how to write an Internet Article for your Internet Website.

You start with a subject.

What is the subject?

The subject is Megan Fox.  

What is Megan Fox doing?

She is saying things, as is her wont.

Is she saying something that any normal person would say but it is completely unexpected coming from a celebrity because they do not often “get” it so we should write a news feature about it?

Yes.

Is she saying that she is single and everyone on the internet is twittering or some stupid sh*t of that nature about it?

Yes, that is what’s happening.

Wait, wasn’t that an established fact, that she’s single.

It never hurts to remind people.

The Sun can reveal that Megan has dumped actor fiance BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN for the second time this year and already has her sights set on meeting someone new.

The actress, in Berlin to promote Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, said: “I’m currently what you would call single I guess.”

Did you hear that, people?  Brian Austin Green is single!!!!!

Megan has set her sights on some Korean singer named Rain, she says.

“Oh I don’t know. There is this Korean JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE named RAIN and I’m really on his situation now. I’m trying to fix this up. I’m working hard.”

If this man is anywhere but on a very fast aeroplane to LAX right now, he is a fool.

Source: The Sun.