Video of the Day: Give the Dog a Blunt

Ever woken up to find McDonald‘s wrappers all over your bed, the smell of a McBiscuit Sausage wafting from your trash can, now in liquid form. Your head is pounding, and all you can think to yourself is, “F^ck you, Jager. F^ck you!” The severity of the situation finally settles in when you open your most prized possession– that fancy box your ex gave you to store your marijuana and pipes safe from sticky hands– only to realize that your ounce of weed isn’t where it’s supposed to be. Once again, “F^ck you, Jager. F^ck you!”

There’s a very sad, very confused stoner waking up in Seattle today. An 11-year-old black Lab mix ran away from it’s owner in Seattle’s Seward Park earlier this week, only to find and eat a large amount of dried, harvested marijuana. The dog’s owner, Jen Nestor, found her “stoned” dog, who had trouble walking and was described as glassy-eyed. The vet bill came in at $1,500.

How do people misplace such large quantities of marijuana? Apparently, that’s not the first time large amounts of marijuana has been found at Seward Park in recent months. I mean, I’m a pretty bad stoner, and have a pretty sh!tty memory, but I can’t say I’ve ever misplaced an ounce of effing weed! Whatever, I could never speak ill of the marijuana. It’s all Jager’s fault. It always is.

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