Get This: P*ssy

When you click through to the product website of P*ssy Drinks, you are greeted with an Oscar Wilde quotation: “There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. “

And so it goes with a new energy drink that is (according to its own website) tearing up the UK club scene.  (Any of our UK readers wish to confirm this?)  Its product website is a veritable cemetery of missed puns that should have been:  

The best they come off with is

P*ssy is spontaneous, entertaining, optimistic and fun. It’s a starting point. A moment when something happens and when things begin – P*ssy starts conversations. It believes in having a good time as often as possible.

To the contrary, it is best to start a conversation with Eyes or Smile.  If you start with P*ssy, that usually ends it right there.

We believe in challenging the consensus – and moving things forward. P*ssy is about natural energy, it’s irreverent, sophisticated and a pleasure to drink. P*ssy is NOT about being serious, chemical energy, having a corporate attitude or being predictable.

Really, what else is there to say?  From the sound of it, all the cokeful club kids with their shiny tops are yelling at bartenders about how they want P*ssy and doing this just fills them with glee, like when children learn in first grade that the middle finger is not just another little piggy but rather a sign for something they don’t understand yet.

Source: P*ssy Energy Drink.