Itty Bitty Titty Tuesday: Gisele Bundchen Glistens for Victoria’s Secret “Very Sexy” Shoot
June 9th, 2009
By: Melysa
Reportedly a size 34C, supermodel Gisele Bundchen’s Brazilian bust isn’t technically considered itty bitty– Personally speaking, methinks a woman’s bulbs can only be classified as such if they measure somewhere between an A and B cup– but when you contrast these shots of her wearing a bra for the latest Victoria’s Secret “Very Sexy” shoot with those of the average new-age Internet model, they look almost invisible. Sure, they’re not the size of your neighbor’s fat, diabetic pussy who can’t crawl out of it’s kitty litter box, and may not make for a splendiferous penile storage unit for one to thrust in and out of, but do you know what happens to chicks whose boobs are the size of your neighbor’s fat cat? Those circular markings on your grandma’s bathroom floor isn’t from her loose muscles constantly dropping her diaphragm (that dirty slut!), it’s just the imprint her nipples make on the floor when she sits down to pee. There’s a visual for you. Now go love on Gisele!
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Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful.
Victorias Secret? She quit VS a LOOOONG time ago. Either these are old pics or they arent for VS…
She’s also admitted to having breast enhancement surgery in her 20’s. She started modeling in her teens and was tiny she got to be 23 and looked her age, but was an A cup size. So those are store bought, a very expensive store bought but not natural breasts.
I just can’t see it! I guess she has the body of a model but seriously… that face only a mother could love! Unless she’s one of those people that looks much better in person. Without even realizing it, most associate smaller facial features as being feminine but with Gisele, she completely breaks that mold. That masculine jaw line with a hump nose that almost touches her upper lip? No, my eyes are NOT deceiving me. She’s ugly!