Because Cosmo Ain’t Got Nothing On Men’s Magazines
July 3rd, 2007
By: Melysa
Ever since I was a little girl I have loved men’s magazine over women’s. After all, why would anyone want to read about nail polish and shoes, when you can read about cars, gadgets, and stare at half-naked beauties such as Roxanne McKee? Plus, if I want sex tips on how to please my man, why the f*ck would the yuppies at Cosmopolitan Magazine know? All you have to do is download a porno and a take mental notes. I mean, really, who knows how to give head better than a porn star? Exactly.
Topics: Brunettes Have More Fun










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