A Tale of Two Celeblady Alcoholiques

Today, bits of gossip about two A-list celebrity gals, one on either side of the addiction-recovery cycle.  The first was spotted in a London nightclub by a Daily Mail reporter:

I watched open-mouthed as [she] sat with her straggly hair all over her face looking strangely detached from the world and mumbled: “I feel so, like, caged. Totally caged.” 

And the other loves her liquor such that even the merest sight of it will send her into a tizzy:

A source at the venue says: “Following her problems with alcohol, [she] had requested that everywhere backstage is alcohol free. Her family is monitoring the situation very carefully and we’ve been made to sign contracts promising not to drink or allow any of the VIP guests to have alcohol in any of the backstage areas that [she] could use. It is very important to [her] that she doesn’t see anybody drinking in her presence.”

Oh boy, a guessing game!  Who is each?  Hint: Not Amy Winehouse.  Also not: Heath Ledger.  

The first one is… Lindsay Lohan.  This sort of thing is really her bread and butter.

“She just wouldn’t stop saying she felt caged. She was just not all there and it really was like watching a broken girl in the middle of a complete breakdown. She spent much of the night furiously texting Sam Ronson – and wasn’t best pleased about the texts she was getting. Everyone with her was actually very concerned about her. She seemed like a girl on the brink of self- destruction.”

The second one is… Britney Spears.  I could never be sure if she was drunk or if she was just “like that.”  But now we all can know.

Source: Celebslam, The Superficial.