Get This: The Ms. Taken Fake Engagement Ring

Here’s a new toy for all the single frigid ladies: a fake engagement ring specifically designed to be worn in da club to trick those men who would themselves be trickin’ otherwise.  Trickin’ on you.  Or at you.  Or however that verb works.

First step? Slip on the ring — a little bright lie that says you’re married to the man of your dreams (whenever he gets here). When the coast is clear, stash your secret weapon in your keychain.

Next time an unwanted suitor lurks near, tap your inner vixen and remember: you’re Ms. Taken.

That’s what the product is called.  Ms. Taken.  It costs $50.  But how is it different than any other ring, you ask?  Also after the jump, the promotional video, which spoofs the SNL skit ”J*zz in My Pants.”  

Oh, it’s not different than any other ring.  Though this one comes with a keychain.  But yeah, why not just spend your $50 buying a ring, a keychain, and ten pints of ice cream at Walgreens?  That should deter all the fellas.

 

Source: Ms. Taken via Geekologie.