Megan Fox Would Make a Fine Pony Ride

Actress Megan Fox attends the Coco Johnsen show at the Spring 2008 Mercedes Benz Los Angeles Fashion Week held at Smashbox Studios on October 15th, 2007 in Culver City, California.

There are some of you readers that don’t understand my love for Megan Fox, saying she looks like a stripper and all.

Meanwhile, there’s no effing way you can’t tell me you wouldn’t want to bone this fox of a woman, even if it was in the back of a strip joint, her vajayjay wreaking of blood, sweat, and tears.

Jesus Christ. I didn’t nominate her for president of the U.S. I just want to be able to ride her with my strap-on. Is that really so much to ask?

Actress Megan Fox attends the Coco Johnsen show at the Spring 2008 Mercedes Benz Los Angeles Fashion Week held at Smashbox Studios on October 15th, 2007 in Culver City, California.Actress Megan Fox attends the Coco Johnsen show at the Spring 2008 Mercedes Benz Los Angeles Fashion Week held at Smashbox Studios on October 15th, 2007 in Culver City, California.Actress Megan Fox attends the Coco Johnsen show at the Spring 2008 Mercedes Benz Los Angeles Fashion Week held at Smashbox Studios on October 15th, 2007 in Culver City, California.Actress Megan Fox attends the Coco Johnsen show at the Spring 2008 Mercedes Benz Los Angeles Fashion Week held at Smashbox Studios on October 15th, 2007 in Culver City, California.

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Actress Megan Fox attends the Coco Johnsen show at the Spring 2008 Mercedes Benz Los Angeles Fashion Week held at Smashbox Studios on October 15th, 2007 in Culver City, California.Actress Megan Fox attends the Coco Johnsen show at the Spring 2008 Mercedes Benz Los Angeles Fashion Week held at Smashbox Studios on October 15th, 2007 in Culver City, California.Actress Megan Fox attends the Coco Johnsen show at the Spring 2008 Mercedes Benz Los Angeles Fashion Week held at Smashbox Studios on October 15th, 2007 in Culver City, California.Actress Megan Fox attends the Coco Johnsen show at the Spring 2008 Mercedes Benz Los Angeles Fashion Week held at Smashbox Studios on October 15th, 2007 in Culver City, California.

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3 Comments on “Megan Fox Would Make a Fine Pony Ride”

  1. jamman

    Somebody oughta “transform” her into something else then a stanky looking cheapass stripper ‘ho. Not attractive.

  2. joe

    would love to take her for a ride

    http://www.spymac.com/details?2271679

  3. Axeldee

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