Reggie Bush Puts A Ring On Kim Kardashian’s @ss

According to Star Magazine, everyone’s favorite fame whore, Kim Kardashian, is set to wed her footballer boyfriend, Reggie Bush.  Kim’s people respond to the allegations.  Are they true?

The only way to find out is to check out the details after the jump>>>Kim’s is not engaged.  According to her, her new rep accidentally referred to Reggie as Kim’s finance and not her boyfriend and then Star Magazine, being the epitome of Journalistic quality decided to write a story around the confusion.

Kim set things straight on her blog:

I am not engaged!!! My new publicist was talking with Star Magazine earlier today and accidentally referred to Reggie as my fiance so they posted the news on their website! There have been so many rumors flying around recently about Reggie and I being engaged that she assumed we were! So, sorry Star Magazine for ruining your exclusive! It’s totally my publicist’s fault haha.

So she’s not engaged.  I was going to say, who’d marry the queen of golden showers other than a man who’s into that sort of thing.  Then again, Reggie Bush could have pretty much any woman he wants and he chooses Kim.  Not that there’s anything wrong with her, but I can’t seriously see anyone considering her when thinking about the people they’d want to spend the rest of their life with and raise their children.  That’s all.