Get This: Axe Shower Tool May Cause Mother-Daughter Love Triangles

June 3rd, 2009

By: Ben

Axe has debuted a new thingamajig called the “Axe Detailer Shower Tool.” It comes with a fun advertisement image, seen above. It has “a rough red side for your tough guy parts and a soft black side for your sensitive guy parts.” What does each side do? Well, the black side “washes Jessica’s perfume off your ear” and the red side “scrubs Jessica’s mom’s perfume off your knees.” Oh ho! Two sides, two ladies, one-half shared DNA!

Really, though, what does this “tool” do? In the picture, it looks kind of like the wheel of a toy tractor, or perhaps something that would be thrown through a window during a riot. It does not look like a body washing implement in any way. After the jump, a video that clears everything up.

Basically, as you will see, it is simple: the Axe Detailer Shower Tool was thoughtfully developed for us by our robot overlords for a cleansing and exfoliating experience that will keep us utterly fresh and subservient all day long!