Lady GaGa to Jonas Brothers: I Will Rape You
June 2nd, 2009
By: Ben
“Dear Lord, we, your humble servants Kevin, Nicholas, Joseph, and Jimothy, gather here in prayer to praise you, Lord. Â We thank you for all of our success, even if our television show has met with mediocre ratings and there are less talented acts that somehow continue to surpass us in record sales and franchise popularity, like Miley Cyrus.”
“That two-timing whore.“
“Nicholas! Â This is a Jonas Prayer! Â Please save your personal thoughts for God for your own prayer time… Â I am sorry, Lord. Â Where was I? Â Please let us continue to appeal to our preteen fan base even as Kevin looks like he is 38 years old. Â Lord, lead us not into temptation and deliver us from Lady GaGa, she who has threatened us with the direst of sins, which you may have read about… Â
 ”I love the Jonas Brothers, they’re very talented,” said Gaga, as her friends call her, over the phone from a tour stop in Melbourne, Australia, yesterday.
“I met them once at TRL (Total Request Live). I’d like to have a foursome with them!”
When reminded that the teenaged brothers wear “promise” rings to stay virgins until marriage, the 23-year-old singer-songwriter responded: “That’s fabulous!”
“It is fabulous, Lord, and you must please shield us from the base desires of the GaGa, for she always means exactly what she says.  Forever and ever in chastity, amen.”
Source: The Observer.
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No idea why I like her so much. She fascinates me.
GaGa is hot and the Jonas Boys would be lucky to be frakked by her!
WFT jonas brothers?!? this 3 curlily & ugly looking bastards? uaghh! time 2 puke shheet. dont rape em, rip them suckers.
i love how she says all these things just to on websites and magazines.
lady gaga don’t rape these tight ass faggots, rape me plizz, i’ll show u some tricks
Lady GaGa should write a book on how to become a pop star on the cheap road to fame! Gee, I wonder what outrageous thing she’ll say next? I mean really, how else will she keep people interested in who she is? She an ugly chick with a nice ass… that’s it!
“Lady” Ga Ga?! What a cheap talentless fucking whore! Buy some pants you filthy whorey skank!
i am a fan of Jonas Brothers as well as my sisters. they are cute and handsome.
my teenage kids love Jonas Brothers. they are even saving some of their allowance to watch for their upcoming concerts.
{Lady Gaga, wow she´s hot these day!! Dreamed about seeing her naked?? Now you can!!! Just visit nakedladygaga . com to see full pages with her naked pictures!!}
the Jonas Brothers is awesome, the sing well and they are very handsome. I love to watch their live concerts.
i love the Jonas Brothers, they are so handsome. I really like Joe Jonas in particular.