Paris Hilton Doesn’t Like The Hills Either

Huh so apparently Paris Hilton fished her new boyfriend Doug Reinhardt Hilton out of the semen-clogged hot tub filter that is The Hills.  But now she is biting the hand that fed.  The show is LAME, she says.  And also FAKE:

“The show is, like, so lame and fake. [Doug] doesn’t even want to be a part of it,” Hilton told Usmagazine.com Wednesday at the Fifi Awards in NYC.

“While I am raw as f*ck and real,” Paris continued, as she slowly drew a knife across her shoulder, never breaking eye contact with the reporter.  ”I own 27 guns.  Guess how many are legal?”  

Lauren Conrad famously dumped Reinhardt on the show.  Brody Jenner later accused Reinhardt of going behind Conrad’s back by pursuing Stephanie Pratt.

“They make up relationships when they’re not there, and he just thinks it’s lame,” she said. “I’ve never seen the show in my life. I have no idea what it’s about. But he just thought it was cheesy.”

Young Douglas has moved onto loftier ventures of the more rigorous mind, such as Paris Hilton’s My New BFF:

“It was great,” she told Us. “He was always on set every single day, giving fun ideas. With him there, he always gave the most amazing ideas. They actually hired him as a producer to be on BFF Dubai [Hilton filmed a version of her American reality show there]. They loved his ideas so much.”

A cultivator of ideas, this Douglas.  An international man of thoughts, not for the petty bickering of small minds.

Source: Us Magazine via The Superficial.