Introducing “Sex Me,” The Game of Stripping and Throwing Rocks at Passing Cars

Today in sex games: two adult people damaged fourteen cars during a game of strip vandalism.  The rules:

State troopers have arrested two people suspected of damaging at least 14 vehicles by throwing baseball-sized rocks onto them from a railroad trestle over Interstate 5 as a part of a stripping game.

Investigators said the couple was playing a stripping game, which the couple in court referred to as “Sex Me”, that involved removing an article of clothing depending on burned out headlights on passing cars, but it’s unclear exactly how the stripping game tied into tossing rocks off the trestle.

Seems pretty clear to me: break a headlight, take off an article of clothing.  The first person who winds up naked, arrested, or dead loses.  (This is a different version of “Sex Me” than most people are familiar with, though.)

The hit vehicles included a State Patrol cruiser, Gill said. One person was injured when a rock crashed through the window and bruised his arm, but did not need to be hospitalized.

But the rules said play on!  

The game ended in a tie when both adults were apprehended by the police.

Both Madison and Sizemore were booked into the Pierce County Jail. In court Tuesday, they both pleaded not guilty to 14 counts of second degree assault.

Sure, might as well try the “I’m sorry, officer… I didn’t know you couldn’t do that” defense.

Source: KOMO News via Asylum.