Lady GaGa Likes Dudes Who Look Like Ladies, Possibly Ladies Also

Apparently FOX News has an online celebrity column?  Perhaps one of the lesser-known sources of celebrity dish, but then, they recently got some facetime with Lady GaGa, who is the best celebrity right now.  She was all, who knows maybe I’m bisexual?

“I’ve dated a lot of guys that are really into sex and booze and gambling so I wanted to write a record that my boyfriends would like,” Gaga added. “But something I don’t really talk about is if you listen to the chorus [of "Poker Face"] I say ‘he’s got me like nobody’ then ‘she’s got me like nobody.’ It’s got an undertone of confusion about love and sex …”

But when asked if she was bisexual, the flamboyant pop princess played mum on the “very personal” issue.

“I don’t really talk about it, that is, unless I’m deliberately bringing it up in an interview, only to say I don’t want to talk about it.”  This is a little like the kid who always went “You won’t believe what happened to me this weekend.”  And then you reply, “Uh ok, what?”  And then he says, “…no, I can’t tell you about it yet.  She wouldn’t want me to talk about it yet.”  And of course, it’s always something you didn’t care about anyway.  In this case, yeah, Lady GaGa is an edgy-ish rock star, so obviously she’s slept with more women than you or I.  But more direct answers from the Lady, ATJ:

She likes dudes who look like ladies!

“I like boys that look like girls,” she told Tarts in a recent interview. “All my boyfriends look like Nikki Sixx, amazing.”

She does not respect police officers!

“I was on my way to a festival, I was on the street and he (a police officer) stopped me. He said ‘put your ass up against the fence’, there were kids around so I guess he wanted me to cover up my bum – quite a bit was showing,” Gaga explained. “But it was quite an epic moment for me, I was up against the fence going ‘it’s fashion, I’m an artist!’ I signed his ridiculous piece of paper and left. I was being wildly disrespectful to him, he looked like some park ranger on a bike.”

She goes to church!

“I love church music, church and mass in general, it’s like a play. I really enjoy it.”

Ha.  It is like that, though.

“I was told for a very long time that I was not pretty enough, too strange, not edgy enough,” Lady Gaga added. “But I’ve always been famous, it is just that nobody knew.”

That’s what I’ve been saying.  Though instead of “knew,” it’s more “knows.”

Source: FOX News.