Cannes Yacht Captain Throws Paris Hilton Off Board; The World Rejoyces

Paris Hilton and her flavor of the week got kicked off a yacht in Cannes this weekend.  And it wasn’t for wearing one of those idiotic headbands either.

Keep reading to hear all the details and rejoice with the rest of the world>>>

It turns out that Elton John’s husband, David Furnish invited Paris and her boy toy Doug Reinhardt to a friend’s yacht party.  Cause that is the sort of thing you do when you have like a zillion dollars and tons of time to waste.  Anyways, once Paris got there David realized the terrible mistake he made.

According to a source:

As soon as Paris arrived she had her tongue down Doug’s throat. Everyone kept saying how inappropriate they were being but Paris didn’t care who was looking. They got so worked up she dragged Doug below deck so they could have some private time. But as they were closing the cubicle door so they could tear into each other, they were caught out. David spotted them and the captain was furious. He kicked them off for unsociable behaviour. Everyone congratulated the captain.

I mean, let’s get real here. What did David expect? She’s Paris Hilton. She does what she wants. Including getting nasty with her stupid boyfriend on someone else’s mega ship. Duh. I suppose next week the Captain of that ship will be a guest on Oprah, and being celebrated in the news for his heroic decision to save all the other people on board.

Source:  The Mirror