Get This: Brief Jerky, the Beef Jerky Underwear

Call me normal, but I’ve never really understood the appeal of edible underwear.  It’s like a sex thing where you eat them and thus gain access to the wearer’s crotch, right?  But with regular, inedible underwear, you can just pull them off.  And then you don’t have to eat underwear in the process.  And what do they even taste like?  Cherries?  Underwear?  Genitals?  Not for me, thanks.

Not, that is, unless they tasted like beef jerky.  Now I am listening to your case, edible underwear.  Action pics, ATJ:

From the product site:

We consider these to be the first in “meat haute coutoure”. They are made to order for each specific customer from the highest quality of dried preserved meats we can find at the closest convenience store.  Rumor has it that wearing our BRIEF JERKY undergarments will release their natural pheremones once your body heat and moisture kicks in!

But look at the picture, there’s rhinestones and sh*t all over them.  How am supposed to eat that?

Please keep in mind the Brief Jerky are made out of real untreated jerky! They are way more for “show” than “go”. Brief Jerky is NOT for consumption. If you wear them, please be gentle.

Bonus dealbreaker: they’re for dudes.  But for all you particularly carnivorous ladies out there looking to spend $139 on something meaty and sexy for your man… you could just buy $139 worth of beef jerky and then eat it and then have sex.

Source: Etsy via Geekologie.