Gay-Hatery Gay Pastor Ted Haggard Twitters Gaily!

Ted Haggard was one of those shouty-faced evangelical pastors who was all, “Gays…BAAAAD!”  Until, ah, it turned out that he had this running thing with a gay hooker who was also (conveniently!) his meth dealer.  So he lost his job, went into gay rehab for awhile, and then came out fresh and pure as a rigidly heterosexual newborn.  I guess nowadays he’s trying to get back into the straight scene and twittering it up for you.

You can judge for yourself if these sound like the twitters of a straight man, ATJ. 

Admittedly, it helps to read them in the voice of a gay man passing a meth pipe over his shoulder to another gay man who happens to be standing behind him.

Gayle and I just ordered the cookie diet. I’m getting fat, Gayle is good sport. We need something we can stay on while we travel. We’ll see.

Starting to visit old pastor friends in Colorado Springs today to connect, answer questions, and explain. Wonderful men of God in this city.

Just finished speaking at the Q. Wow! This team is incredible. We followed George P. Bush (Jeb’s son) and Kirsten Powers (Fox News). Fun!

@LSherraden What? Text me.

BBQ this afternoon with the Bretheren in Kansas City. Ahhh. Relaxed day with Gayle. loving this!

Gayle was incredible this morning.

Laying in the hammock talking on the phone listening to the breeze in the trees. I love work days!

And most recently, the kicker:

Hosting friends party tonight as well as voting for Kris Allen. Will vote then watch show on DVR. Hopefully tomorrow he’s #1.

Friends party!  American Idol!!  Love it!!!

Source: Ted Haggard Twitter via Gawker.