Great Minds at Quiznos and Playboy Bring You “2 Girls 1 Sub”

Remember that Quiznos ad with the wide-eyed sandwich chef guy and his talking gay dominatrix sandwich oven?  You know – “put it in me, Scott.”  And then the oven makes Scott talk real pretty for him about their $4 Toasty Torpedo (“SAY IT SEXIER, SCOTT!”)?

Well, it’s pretty clear with this new ad that Quiznos has replaced its marketing team with four chimpanzees masturbating furiously in a corner of their office.  In a business partnership that did not really make sense until it did, Quiznos and Playboy have teamed up to bring you “2 Girls 1 Sub.” 

Is 2 Girls 1 Cup completely played out?  Yes.  Did watching it ever make you hungry?  Doubtful, unless you’re a golden retriever.  Yet somehow “2 Girls 1 Sub” works, perhaps because it is a video of a model and a Playboy Playmate eating a sandwich in an orgasmy fashion.

Quiznos and Subway, as ad rivals, have danced the dangerous dance just as intently as two naked women wrestling in a kiddie pool of pudding.  But it’s Quiznos that’s pulling hair now.

This video is kiiiiind of NSFW, though not really, if you watch it with headphones in.  I’ve also thrown in the original pervy Quiznos ad as well.  Show a little thanks and go out there and get yourself a Toasty Torpedo for lunch.

Source: The Frisky.