Kardashian Store Vandalized, Hogans Still At Large

May 19th, 2009

By: Ben

Zany internet shopping clothes television Armenia sex female DUI family the Kim Kardashians were about to open a new store in Miami called Dash. But then – disaster! TMZ:

We’ve learned Dash, the new South Florida boutique, owned by Kim and her two sisters has been defaced just before the grand opening tomorrow.

The Miami Beach store — which sells clothes and other stuff — is now a crime scene. Cops are there trying to determine if someone broke in and if the vandals were specifically targeting K.K.

Maybe it’s an inside job, like in the game Clue. Was it Mr. Bruce, in the lingerie section, with the javelin? Was it Ms. Khloe, in the storefront, with the automobile? Or was it Ms. Kim, in aisle 4, with the Ray J’s penis?

It is also possible that the store attempted to die by its own hand.

Source: TMZ.