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May 14, 2009 @ 4:44 PM / By Ben
Guy Being Chased By Cops Makes a Stop at Taco Bell
Jermaine Askia Cooper was having a bad day. He was wanted on drug charges. He was wanted on other charges. He was being chased by the police at 90 mph. And worst of all, he had an uncontrollable craving. An uncontrollable craving for Taco Bell.
Fort Wayne police Sgt. Mark Walters says 36-year-old Jermaine Askia Cooper told officers he “knew he was going to jail for a while” and wanted to get one last burrito.
Yo quiero indeed. If you were about to get slammed for 20 to life, and you had time to stop somewhere for one last meal, where would you choose to dine? I bet not Taco Bell.
The real unanswered question here: did the man get his burrito?
Source: AOL News.
I’m guessing “burito” is a metaphor for something else. Yeah, you go you dirty burito riding lover!