DMX Is the Free Willy of Getting Released from Prison

May 14th, 2009

By: Ben

DMX is a crazy man often says rhyming words over music, but even more often brainstorms innovate new ways to break the law. He was most recently tried for cruelty to animals, possession of narcotic drugs, theft, and possession of marijuana. Say what you will about his raps, DMX is the Tiger Woods of misdemeanors. After his last arrest(s), he won 90 days – the minimum sentence for his crime(s) – in the Maricopa County Jail.

But he is free again, free at last. Free to smoke drugs and drive his car into the wall of an Arby’s and torment chipmunks or whatever the hell it is he does. I’m not even sure petty crime gives the man a thrill anymore. It’s just all the man knows.

Source: TMZ.