Nothing Says “I Am Asher Roth” Like $2,500 Blinky-Light XBox Shoe

Are you a size 11 who wants glow-in-the-dark shoes with the XBox logo on them and will pay any amount of money to make that happen?  Then check this sh*t out: the XBox Alpha Dunk by Sole Junkie.  Patent leather back with embedded fiber optic wiring in the shape of the XBOX logo.  “Tiger camouflage” design with accents of lime and bright green.  One of a kind, folks.

Or how about a less tacky personal accessory that costs $2,500?  Like a Lucite bowling ball with a human skull inside it.  Or a man-diaper made from pasted-together hundred-dollar bills.  Pics of the fiber optic baller madness, ATJ.

Here’s the eBay pitch:

Up for auctions is a custom pair of sneakers by Sole Junkie.
These are an exclusive pair…only one of its kind.
Patent leather back with embedded fiber optic wiring in the shape of the XBOX logo.
Battery placement is in the tongue as well as on and off switch that has 2 settings: Strobe or Constant light functions.
Gradient lime swoosh faded to black.
The toe is painted in a surreal Tiger Camouflage with accents of lime and bright green.
These are a men’s size 11.
If you have any question let me know.

Yes: why?

But wait!  If you act now,

GET A FREE BOOK WHEN YOU BUY A SOLE JUNKIE CUSTOM SNEAKER

My $2,500 will buy me a pair of kindergartener shoes and a book and there are people calling this a recession??  Oh, and there are already 2 eBay offers from actual people to own this product.

Source: eBay via Geekologie.