Sexy Librarians Rejoice: Study Shows Smart Women Get Down Better

Pervy scientists rounded up 2,000 hot twins and told them to just be natural and maybe get a little crazy in front of the camera, whatever feels right, girl.  But then in the glass-hard light of the morn, the scientists knew in their hearts what they had done was wrong, so they justified it by making it into a study about chicks getting their orgasm on.  It turns out that the smart twins sexed better! 

All participants completed questionnaires giving details of their sexual behaviour and performance and also answered questions designed to test their emotional intelligence.

A significant association was found between EI [Emotional Intelligence, the ability to monitor and manage feelings] and frequency of orgasm both during masturbation and sexual intercourse.

Maybe the thing I said about the sex taping was falsehoods, but still, results were pretty clear-cut:

Women in the bottom 25 per cent of the emotional intelligence range had twice the normal risk of infrequent orgasm.

The findings suggest that low EI is a risk factor for female orgasmic disorder, one of the most common sexual problems suffered by women.

Man, scientists can make anything sound like a disease.  “I’m sorry, Belinda, the test results just came in.  I…I don’t know how to tell you this, but… you tested positive for being a frigid lay.”

Anyway, it kind of makes sense that smart girls and sex go together.  At least, it explains why there are all these pictures of women dressed in school uniforms on the internet.

Source: The Telegraph.