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May 29, 2009 @ 7:10 PM / By Melysa F-Listed contributing writer
Hot Snatch of the Week: Katie Holmes
Name: Katie Holmes
Age: 30
On watching pornography: “I watched a porno once, it was really funny.”
Alright, so she’s not the kinkiest woman out there, but you gotta admit… these pics are pretty h-o-t. Especially for Katie. Damn Tom Cruise for spoiling the goods!
Thoughts?
I like to think that time stopped after Dawson’s Creek ended. Tom Cruise et. al. never happened.
Sorry, she’s now tainted. Maybe if she saw a shrink…..
Where these pics from? Tainted? Yes. But still hot.
Oh, wow! Is that her best Angelina Jolie impersonation? All I see here is her continuing to wave the title of being “Tom Cruise’s” wife aka gold digger (yes, I said that!). Anyway, no matter how hard she tries, she’s not hot… never was. Once upon a time she was cute, maybe even pretty but she was never hot.
Wow it sucks that she lost all her sex appeal the second she hooked up with Tom. She looks like an Iowa soccer mom now.
Notwithstanding the loveliness of these images, I truly miss the Katie that got hammered on the beach and flashed her delicious goodies for that infamous pap video. The optimal upside for us is that tommy-boy’s marriages have never lasted and when Katie-darling finally gets freed from her Sciento-servitude contract she’ll emerge largely untouched since her Dawson’s Creek days (turkey basters aside). Indubitably, the need to rediscover her incredible sex appeal will result in at least one Playboy spread and several NC17 rated movies. Should the inevitable separation not occur with any great haste, the best we can hope for in the short term is that her contract calls for the modern equivalent of a Tom/Nicole/Eyes Wide Shut picture where she will drop her laundry and share the wonderful treasures concealed beneath (thus avoiding falling into the Meg Ryan “I waited way too long” category.) Excuse the verbosity… very drunk right now.