Will Brett Favre Unretire Again, to the Vikings?

Apparently there’s gossip in the NFL that former Packers and Jets QB and middle-aged man Brett Favre wants to play football until the damn day he dies.  Insiders are saying he may sign with the Vikings, where he wanted to go last year, because he’d get to play the Packers twice.  When it rains at night, Brett Favre paces madly back in forth in front of a window, and as lightning strikes, he shakes his fist and yells, “PACKERRRRS!” while swearing his revenge.  According to the NY Daily News:

“Favre can’t stand Green Bay,” the source said. “He wants to play Green Bay and say, ‘I told you so.’ His bitterness is creating this. I think he’s calling Minnesota. I think Minnesota is talking about this as we speak. You haven’t heard the end of Favre. No way. He is bionic. As long as somebody will let him in, he will play.”

The Jets allowed Favre an early exit from his contract.  The Vikings have everything they need in a team except a quarterback.  They need to sell tickets to afford a new stadium.  Most importantly, the Vikes play Green Bay, and Favre wishes nothing more than to strike at the heart of those who have wronged him.

Source, with the rest of the details: New York Daily News.