Douchebag Of The Day: Shia "Oedipus" LeBouf

I’ve never really had any problems with Shia LeBouf.  That is, until I read a creepy quote from a recent interview that he did with Playboy magazine where he exclaimed the sexiest woman he knows is his mother.  Yes, it’s that monster in the photo with him above!  Let’s just say that mother’s a boy’s best friend.  Barf.

To read his creepy, Oedipal quote after the jump>>>

LeBouf was asked who the sexiest woman was and instead of having no comment or making something up.  Everyone’s favorite weirdo decided to say it was his mother.  Yea, that troll in the photo with him.  I guess if anything she’s taught him that beauty isn’t skin deep.

Of his mother, LeBouf said:

Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. She’s an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren’t my mother, as sick as that sounds.

Barfsville! Not only is he talking about his mother, but he is talking about that woman that looks like the Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock. Ugh, disgusting. I guess when he goes insane and starts dressing up like her after her death, we’ll know exactly the sort of relationship the two scared. Oh man, now I am even disgusting myself.