End of an Era as Florida Senate Outlaws Sex with Animals
April 29th, 2009
By: Ben
Though it has yet to pass on the House floor, SB 448, the No Sex with Animals Act, was unanimously put in motion in the Florida Senate. No doubt this will stir a reaction from the “zoophile rights movement” and their primary vehicle, the E.F.A., which stands for Equality for All [People Who F*ck Animals]. Their creepy, creepy promotional video, after the jump!
The activities in the video seem innocent enough at first. Normal-looking people gather for cookies and drinks as a Slavic man talks enthusiastically about love, equality, and harmony with nature. He hopes to “gather people with our orientation so that we can share our experiences and perhaps even spread something like enlightenment.” Well that’s very nice, right? It’s, like, what our country is all about.
But then at 1:54, a gap-toothed Faces of Meth lookalike wearing rabbit ears walks in and soon the gerbils are getting passed around and nothing is okay anymore, nothing.
Story at Miami Herald.
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You call that “normal-looking people”? Where ever this event is located, I’m thinking they could use some mixing in their gene pool. Isn’t inbreeding a crime?
Well it is Flori-DUH….
well, maybe not normal-looking per se, but definitely more normal-looking than i might have expected for people who consider pets to be perfectly natural sex partners.
also, not sure where the video takes place (it’s different than the article), but safe money’s on kazakhstan.
Now thats disgusting! Who the hell just looks at their cat one day and says to themselves “I’m gonna f*** you today”? No matter how many people are in this sick movement, it will never catch on! Its wrong and it’s animal cruely, and technically rape cause the animals didn’t say it was ok.
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That’s probably why the locals there are trying to promote cross-breeding
I’m surprised you don’t promote that
Most in the documentary/mockumentary are actors, have more than one sexuality, and/or people who feel they have nothing to lose.
Some believe it was just a fake documentary promoting the shock factor, a ’satirically gross’ documentary.
However, EFA themselves are looking forward to see this gimmick, no matter how depressing it may be to some, as a way to promote their sexuality (on very shaky grounds, I must say).
Nonetheless, the public attention has helped EFA drastically, and hey – you’ve just been absorbed in to promote it, too!
Yes, it is successful!
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I know, it shocked me too
Zoosexuality is nothing to do with looking ugly or self-esteem.
A lot of people are deviants, and have bi or poly zoosexuality, accepting more than one species as their partners, including Humans.
Regards,
James