French First Lady Carla Bruni Might Have a Sex Tape, But at This Point, Who Doesn't?

Thieves recently stole hundreds of “intimate” pics and videos of French First Lady Carla Bruni.  By which I mean, freedom voyeurs recently liberated hundreds of sex pics and videos of French First Lady and accomplished starf*cker Carla Bruni.  The images were being kept in the home of her ex-boyfriend’s brother (the boyfriend, not the president, is the other one in the pictures) to prevent against them being stolen and distributed all over the internet for the purpose of national embarrassment.  Oops!  But wait – what if they weren’t “stolen” at all?

Drama!  Suspense!  More Carla Bruni pics!  After the jump!

Neighbors in the mansion block where Julien Enthoven [the brother] lives said it was “suspicious.”

“It’s almost impossible to get into any of the flats here, and burglaries are pretty much unheard of,” said Jean-Frederic Avel.

It should also be noted that the thieves went straight for the pictures, videos, and computer files and took nothing else in the apartment.  Hmm.

Source: The Daily Mail.