Hot Snatch of the Week: Natalie Portman

Actress Natalie Portman at the 2009 Tribeca Film Festival in New York City earlier this week.
Actress Natalie Portman at the 2009 Tribeca Film Festival in New York City earlier this week.

Name: Natalie Portman

Age: 27

On not having watermelons for boobs: They tell me: `OK, this is where we`re going to push up your cleavage,` and I`m like, `What cleavage?`

For shame. Lover is the best word: “Well, some of the sexy scenes were hard because I’m not that kind of person. I’m not the kind of person that would say, “He’s my lover.” That was so hard for me, especially when everyone was standing around watching and my mom’s there”

I wonder if she likes the salty milk too? “I love milk so much! I make a point of drinking a glass of milk every day. So now anyone who did those milk ads with the milk moustaches, they’re my heroes.”

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9 Comments on “Hot Snatch of the Week: Natalie Portman”

  1. dzast01

    good pick……..shes one sexy stick figure….

  2. Kevin

    I bet diabetes, knee replacement surgery and massives strokes are not in her future like it is for “size 2 ” Lardass.

  3. geeup

    hot snatch of the century!

  4. roscoe

    As overrated as the values were in the housing market a couple years back.

  5. Smirnoff

    More reactionary rhetoric from someone who speaks before they actually think. Being educated, intelligent, and talented is overrated? Dumbass

  6. dzast01

    co sign smirnoff….

    shes a classy lady…not my typical pursuit body wise but body is not everything…id take what shes got any day …beautiful person..

  7. poopele

    Get Yer fuckin’ hands out ya’ pockets, bitch!

  8. roscoe

    Talented at what? Have you actually seen any of her “acting”? She’s so intelligent she’s able to act like a lifeless zombie no matter if she’s playing a stripper or a Queen. I know you love star wars more than life itself, but she’s a talentless hack who should have had her 15 mins expire 5 years ago.

  9. dzast01

    acting does suck….but i dont check for her movies…shes a dime face classy smart lady that id wwifey….

    lol @ poopele

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