Michael Phelps Pushes Self to Become Even Faster, Sleep With Even More Women

April 23rd, 2009

By: Ben

Bong-crushing dude-mermaid Michael Phelps is switching up his stroke, Tiger Woods-style. He is calling the change to his freestyle technique “significant,” and he hopes it will improve his speed in shorter races. This can only mean that he’s looking to get in the pool for the 50M freestyle, an event he did not swim at Beijing because he was busy dominating eight other races. Why go out of his way to compete in even more events? Because Michael Phelps wants all the gold medals – all of them!

It is said in swimming circles that Michael Phelps will not stop until he has amassed an Olympic-size swimming pool full of gold medals that he can dive into and toss into the air while cackling maniacally.

Michael Phelps has also been making stops in California on his tour through America’s amber waves of 19-year-old chicks. He’s been hanging out with Carrie Prejean, the gay-marriage-no-thanks Miss California.

Story: Yahoo! Sports.