WTF?! Man Calls 911 To Ensure Date With Drunk Chick

Desperation is a terible thing, but a drunk chick is almost always a sure thing, that is, if you’re a low life and are willing to take her home.  One man, saw such an oportunnity arise and went above and beyond the call of, um, duty to make sure he could take said drunk chick home with him by placing a call to 911.

To here more about the idiot and his call keep reading after the jump>>>

The man, identified as 33-year-old James A. Rush was arrested after telling the police that he called 911 in order to get rid of them so he could take a drunk female home.  Naperville police officers stopped to talk to the drunk woman and Rush when the two were seen together and appeared intoxicated.  Rush told officers that he knew the woman and he planned to take her home.

However, his plan was foiled when an employee of the bar the two had been at earlier came to talk to police, saying that the woman came in there with another man and that man had left.  Officers then returned to Rush and the woman who said she did not know Rush and wanted to go home.  At that point Rush decided to head home and officers called a cab for the woman.

In the meantime, while back at his apartment complex, the bullheaded lothario decided to call 911 and place a fake shooting call in order to get officers away from the scene before the woman was placed in the cab.  However, the bonehead called 911 from his own cellphone and as officers came to speak with him about the call his phone continued to ring from subsequent calls returning his call to 911.

In the police report, the man then stated, “he called in the 911 call to get me out of the area, so he could go back and pick up the girl before the cab came.”  What a regular prince charming!

Source:  Naperville Sun