Mickey Rourke Can’t Take a Joke, Threatens to B!tch-Slap Joel McHale of ‘The Soup’

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Thursday, while at the premiere of his new film “The Informers” in Hollywood, Mickey Rourke went off on The Soup’s Joel McHale, seeking vengeance for comments the TV host made on the weekly TV series.

Rourke was upset that the comedian used his dead dog/pet chihuahua/best friend as part of a skit with Joel saying, “Many say it was a pretty gay friendly Oscars (and) we think it could have been even gay friendlier, here’s how… a tribute to Mickey Rourke’s chihuahua.”

Mickey responded with, “Who’s the guy who made fun of my dog…? Motherf—ker! Who’s that guy, Joel McHale? He’s gonna get a slap in the face… That ain’t right. If you see him, tell him he’s gonna get a slap in the face.”

Whatevs. Mickey Rourke’s face looks like a fake rubber vagina with a landing strip for a ’stache. Joel McHale is a funny motherf^cker, whose not only talented, but sexy as all hell too. Mickey might get to b!tch-slap Joel’s face, but I’d still sit on his face over Mickey’s any day!

Source: Starpulse via ONTD

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5 Comments on “Mickey Rourke Can’t Take a Joke, Threatens to B!tch-Slap Joel McHale of ‘The Soup’”

  1. KingROB

    I think MR is into some sick form of beastiality. I mean come on, I love my dog too but bitch, lighten up and take a joke. He’s like one step away from a wheel chair anyway so does he even matter anymore? Dude looks nasty and perverted.

  2. Craig Lee

    Mickey is right…that McHale guy is a complete douchebag. Look, maybe people who own pets and don’t give a fuck about them won’t understand this, but everyone else will. A lot of people are close to their pets and consider them like children. It is a serious loss when one passes away and having some asshat cracking jokes about your pet at a time like that is incredibly thoughtless.

    Would it be funny if he joked about a mock tribute to someone’s kid or spouse? Same concept.

    And if everyone would stop dissing on Mickey because they find him unattractive, that would be cool to. How fucking shallow.

    Seriously…you are defending Joel doing insensitive, asshole jokes and slamming Mickey for taking it to heart…because you find Rourke unattractive? Yeah…being ugly equates to deserving no respect.

    Mickey Rourke is a guy who cares about animals, is very talented, and is not afraid to put out a little genuine concern in the world. Joel McHale is, well who the fuck is he really?

  3. geeup

    he is funny sometimes but you don’t talk about a mans dog
    that just not something you do

  4. B Real

    Wat? Omfg, how dare someone accuse people of being shallow and superficial! I’m sensing a bit of hypocrisy in the air. First, f*ck all this political correctness. Who’s making the “joke”? And what does it have to do with some ones pet dying? Lighten up! And one more thing, what has Rourke ever done besides have a drinking problem? Here’s a guy that chose to piss away his career by being a drunken idiot and then all of a sudden expects everyone to empathize with him all because he sobered up? This guy had the opportunity of a life time handed to him and he effed up, plain and simple. No, I don’t feel sorry for him. Nor do I view him as a victim.

  5. Rachael123

    The man truly loved his dog. She was his best friend and soetimes the only one he had to talk too. He has even said she was always there for him. It’s not sick. My husband got me a kitten the day we got married. She was just like our child to us. She was my baby – always by my side no matter what. She recently passed away at the beautiful age of 18 years old. We both miss her terribly. She meant that much. She was here, as our children grew up and they loved and miss her too. Sometimes you just are lucky enough to get a gift that brings joy to everyone. Maybe that’s how Mickey feels – to him his dog was a person – his only child. It is wrong to make fun of someones lose.

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