Kim Kardashian Gets Inked, Sadly Not in the Face

In case you’ve been treating today like it’s 4/20, I just thought I’d give you a head’s up and remind you that it’s April Fool’s Day today. Yeah, I don’t care either, but some people really go all out to mess with our brains on April Fool’s.

Take Kim Kardashian, for example. In celebration of April Fool’s, Kim went to the store, bought some fake tattoos, wet her shoulder with water, stuck the tattoo on the wet spot on her shoulder, waiting about 5 minutes for the water to dry, squeeled with delight for the next half hour at how awesome her fake tattoo came out, then she took hundreds of photos of herself flaunting the fake tattoo, before finally settling on the top five, before finally settling on her favorite one. Then she uploaded it to her computer and onto her blog.

Actually, I think that might be Photoshopped on there, which means I probably spent more time writing this post than she did coming up with that amazingly lame April Fool’s joke.

To be honest, I don’t even know what I’m talking anymore. I just got back from my 15 minute amateur vid break and all I can do is stare at the title of this post and picture Kim getting inked in the face. And I don’t mean,”inked” as in “tattooed.” Yes, I know that it doesn’t make any sense. Ink isn’t white and salty. And no, I don’t care. Right now, in my mind, it is.

Kim’s April Fool’s post on her site here. Our Kim K. Gallery here.