Itty Bitty Titty Tuesday: Malin Akerman
March 31st, 2009
By: Sabrina Cognata
Malin Akerman is cute, but cursed. I think she’s the real reason that “Watchmen” tanked. Her character Silk Spectre was supposed to have giant tits, but then Malin got casted and the role went to padding and latex. Lord help us all. Anyways, she’s cute enough and an adorable member of the itty bitty titty comittee, but not Silk Spectre material.
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she really wasn’t we needed more boob less wennie
“got casted”??
Sure, send her to Dr Frankenstein and hack up natures work. Alright boys, listen up. If you can’t put your mouth on those Itty Bitties and have her speaking in tongues BEFORE you zip the zipper, you’re in need of training. And don’t forget to thank her in the morning. I don’t care if you just bagged Miss Universe or have 50 years on the Gold Band. “Thank You For Last Night Dear”.
Now, zip yer zipper, she wants to see how YOU measure up….
I didn’t find her attractive on first impression but she quickly changed my mind almost 1/2 way threw the film, or right after she got down with the bird man — had me singing “Hallelujah,” too. I thought she looked damn hot. And yes, I’ll admit, she unexpectedly caused some swelling down there. Love when chicks catch me off guard like that.
Actually, Carla Gugino, who played her mother, would have been a much better choice. She’s curvy, boob-a-licious, and all-round hotter.
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