Your Daily Fug: Nicolas Cage Has A Busted Weave

March 31st, 2009

By: Sabrina Cognata

Nicolas Cage before going on Late Night with David Letterman, (1).

Ok, before everyone tells me that Nicolas Cage isn’t a creepy mutant whose hairdresser needs to start matching his terrible weave to his terrible beard, I just want to tell you that you’re wrong and quite possibly a weirdo. Honestly, just be bald. Just do it. Just live your life with sparse amounts of hair on your head and don’t go around like this idiot and look like you’re wearing a a children’s sweater on your head. Honestly, all I need to say is do you want to look like Nicolas Cage ever? Didn’t think so.

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